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I became so confident that I banged my daughter's husband!
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Thanks to my tan, my next sex tape will have an interracial classification!
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I've become so hot that I'm dating a guy on the French soccer team! (he works in accounts, but it still matters).
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I'm so sensual with my tan that I've managed to get the teenager who mows my lawn!
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I'm so tanned I can finally imitate an Arab accent without it sounding insulting!
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